I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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