Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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