It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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