new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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