Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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