He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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