She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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