I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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