Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
