i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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