You're so nebulous sometimes
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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