i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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