I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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