Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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