stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this just has baby written all over it
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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