one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
it was like eating out sand paper
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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