There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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