Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my vag is so smooth its legendary
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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