I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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