I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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