The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
false alarm. still invincible.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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