Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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