Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize