When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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