haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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