Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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