Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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