super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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