I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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