The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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