white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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