do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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