Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize
