do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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