I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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