in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
