i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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