if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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