I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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