idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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