We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just high enough for therapy.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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