i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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