I bet he comes in French.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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