How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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