Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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