If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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