i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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