We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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