everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
how does that bad decision feel?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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