just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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