if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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