when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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