Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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