thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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