OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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